Film Professors Baffled by Use of Movies as Reference
DUBLIN - All the film professors of local universities met today to discuss a graduate student's use of film as a reference in her thesis.
"I just do not understand what film has to do with film theory," exclaimed one muddled professor who wished to remain anonymous.
"Yes," agreed Dr. Doyle, who furrowed his out-of-control brows to show his extensive contemplation on the matter.
"I've never even seen a film!" cried out Dr. O'Sullivan with caffeinated glee.
It was finally decided, after many pots of Lyons tea, that the use of film in a Masters thesis was "completely irrelevant" and "an insult to academia".
The film student in question went into shock, and has since been committed to a local insane asylum for fears that her head might explode from the hate rising within.
Presently her story is being optioned at Miramax. Harvey Weinstein hopes to begin shooting by late August.
"I just do not understand what film has to do with film theory," exclaimed one muddled professor who wished to remain anonymous.
"Yes," agreed Dr. Doyle, who furrowed his out-of-control brows to show his extensive contemplation on the matter.
"I've never even seen a film!" cried out Dr. O'Sullivan with caffeinated glee.
It was finally decided, after many pots of Lyons tea, that the use of film in a Masters thesis was "completely irrelevant" and "an insult to academia".
The film student in question went into shock, and has since been committed to a local insane asylum for fears that her head might explode from the hate rising within.
Presently her story is being optioned at Miramax. Harvey Weinstein hopes to begin shooting by late August.
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