Man Collapses in Shock at Temp's Lack of Knowledge
Washington, DC - Miami University law professor, Dr. Smug, collapsed from shock today when a temporary receptionist did not know the answer to his question.
"I was trying to redirect his call, but he just would not accept that I could not answer his question," stated the confused temp worker, Zoe Fischnaller. "It's only my third day here, and since I'm finished this gig on Friday, I didn't see the need to be able to answer every question posed."
Fischnaller's temp agency, The-Receptionist-Is-Sick Temps, Inc., was unavailable for comment.
After examining Dr. Smug, Doctors revealed his brain imploded in three places, from the shock.
Miami Law School Admin Department stated, "I'm sorry. I'm just a temp. I don't know who Dr. Smug is, but if you hold for a moment I can see if someone is back from their lunch break to help me direct this call." As it was already 3.30pm, this reporter did not have time to wait for the return of a more established source, and had to run the story.
"I was trying to redirect his call, but he just would not accept that I could not answer his question," stated the confused temp worker, Zoe Fischnaller. "It's only my third day here, and since I'm finished this gig on Friday, I didn't see the need to be able to answer every question posed."
Fischnaller's temp agency, The-Receptionist-Is-Sick Temps, Inc., was unavailable for comment.
After examining Dr. Smug, Doctors revealed his brain imploded in three places, from the shock.
Miami Law School Admin Department stated, "I'm sorry. I'm just a temp. I don't know who Dr. Smug is, but if you hold for a moment I can see if someone is back from their lunch break to help me direct this call." As it was already 3.30pm, this reporter did not have time to wait for the return of a more established source, and had to run the story.
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