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- An Ode To Rambling Phone Calls
- Worst Horoscope Ever
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Friday, January 27, 2006
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Welcome to 2006. This is the year in which I intend to write more posts, make more films, and take a bath.
Keep your eyes on this page... prepare to be amazed!
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Monday, October 31, 2005
Thursday, October 13, 2005
Nurse Martha Weighs Pros and Cons of Decapitation
Washington, DC - Nurse Martha considers the pros and cons of using an
ancient Polish tradition of decapitation to rid her elementary school
of its hideous lice infestation.
"It really is a most effective method. However, our biggest obstacle
to overcome before we can begin is where to dispose of the
contaminated heads." stated Nurse Martha this morning.
The DC School Board is thrilled at the prospect. "Decapitation! Now
why didn't I think of that years ago? This will surely aid us in our
quest to shrink class size," exclaimed the excitable Vile McPherson,
President of the School Board.
Sally Higgins, mother of Billie, age 6, was less than pleased at Nurse
Martha's methods. "First it was amputation, now decapitation. I
understand lice is a growing problem, but surely there are more humane
ways of dealing with this situation. I've heard there is a shampoo
out there which might help kill the lice."
Upon questioning Nurse Martha on Ms Higgins suggestion, she scoffed,
"Sally Higgins. Silly Hippie is more like it! Next thing you know,
she's going to start telling me that blisters don't cause gangrene and
can heal themselves naturally!"
Principal Maurice La Tete called an emergency meeting with the staff
to discuss the Lice Infested Head Removal Program, and answer any
questions. But it seemed one question could not be resolved. No one
could decide where to put the heads.
It was La Tete who made the final decision.
"Let us have a Raffle! The winning ticket holder can make the final
choice on head disposal!!"
Ticket sales have thus far been slow, as students are reluctant to
spend their precious dollars on a raffle which might include their own
head.
ancient Polish tradition of decapitation to rid her elementary school
of its hideous lice infestation.
"It really is a most effective method. However, our biggest obstacle
to overcome before we can begin is where to dispose of the
contaminated heads." stated Nurse Martha this morning.
The DC School Board is thrilled at the prospect. "Decapitation! Now
why didn't I think of that years ago? This will surely aid us in our
quest to shrink class size," exclaimed the excitable Vile McPherson,
President of the School Board.
Sally Higgins, mother of Billie, age 6, was less than pleased at Nurse
Martha's methods. "First it was amputation, now decapitation. I
understand lice is a growing problem, but surely there are more humane
ways of dealing with this situation. I've heard there is a shampoo
out there which might help kill the lice."
Upon questioning Nurse Martha on Ms Higgins suggestion, she scoffed,
"Sally Higgins. Silly Hippie is more like it! Next thing you know,
she's going to start telling me that blisters don't cause gangrene and
can heal themselves naturally!"
Principal Maurice La Tete called an emergency meeting with the staff
to discuss the Lice Infested Head Removal Program, and answer any
questions. But it seemed one question could not be resolved. No one
could decide where to put the heads.
It was La Tete who made the final decision.
"Let us have a Raffle! The winning ticket holder can make the final
choice on head disposal!!"
Ticket sales have thus far been slow, as students are reluctant to
spend their precious dollars on a raffle which might include their own
head.
Monday, September 05, 2005
Friday, September 02, 2005
Website O' Delite!
Sabrina Ward Harrison
Sabrina is a talented and inspiring artist.
Planet Sark
Sark is always good for a positive energy soul-lift!
Sabrina is a talented and inspiring artist.
Planet Sark
Sark is always good for a positive energy soul-lift!
An Ode To Rambling Phone Calls
I've had to bite my tongue many times today
"Skip to the end" is all I long to say
but quietly I wait for their ramblings to stop
While I daydream of monkeys and corn that will pop
"Skip to the end" is all I long to say
but quietly I wait for their ramblings to stop
While I daydream of monkeys and corn that will pop
Thursday, September 01, 2005
Worst Horoscope Ever
(as published in the Washington Post, 9/1/05)
Pisces
Someone you love dearly makes things difficult unintentionally through inopportune phone calls or scheduling events when everyone is clearly busy.
Pisces
Someone you love dearly makes things difficult unintentionally through inopportune phone calls or scheduling events when everyone is clearly busy.
Customer Uses All The Sugar, Starbucks Miffed
Washington, DC - Customers looked on as Barry Milton, aged 42, methodically opened each package of sugar on the Starbucks condiment bar, and emptied them into his Venti Drip Coffee.
Mona Marple, who has been a Starbucks barista for over 3 months, said, "I've never seen anything like it. Sure add 6 or 7 packs of sugar - that's pretty standard. I mean, our coffee is STRONG. But an entire box? What are we going to do? We don't get our next shipment until Tuesday!"
The witnessing customers stood around the cafe, seemingly unable to continue on with their day. "Without sugar, it just tastes like coffee," said Virginia Rose, an employee of Legal Aid For Dummies. Another horrified customer, Will Staple of Office Max, exclaimed, "While we stood in line, he mocked my wife for ordering a triple decaf grande upside down non-fat caramel macchiato. He said 'that kind of drink is gonna kill you!' She ordered a decaf!"
As Mr. Milton exited the cafe, he tripped, and spilled his drink on the sidewalk.
Mona Marple, who has been a Starbucks barista for over 3 months, said, "I've never seen anything like it. Sure add 6 or 7 packs of sugar - that's pretty standard. I mean, our coffee is STRONG. But an entire box? What are we going to do? We don't get our next shipment until Tuesday!"
The witnessing customers stood around the cafe, seemingly unable to continue on with their day. "Without sugar, it just tastes like coffee," said Virginia Rose, an employee of Legal Aid For Dummies. Another horrified customer, Will Staple of Office Max, exclaimed, "While we stood in line, he mocked my wife for ordering a triple decaf grande upside down non-fat caramel macchiato. He said 'that kind of drink is gonna kill you!' She ordered a decaf!"
As Mr. Milton exited the cafe, he tripped, and spilled his drink on the sidewalk.