Bono's Sunglasses Surgically Implanted!

DUBLIN - Last night it was confirmed that the Irish rock band, U2's lead singer, Bono, does in fact have his sunglasses surgically implanted on his head.

He was seen at the Irish Film Institute last night wearing his sunglasses throughout the entire event. Upon excusing himself to use the washroom, he ran into the wall four times, before discovering the door.

He was unavailable for comment after the premiere for he did not return to the cinema. It was believed that due to the extreme darkness of night, he had lost his way.