Wicked Witch, Missing!
DUBLIN - The Wicked Witch of the West went missing today, shortly after 3 pm, as reported by her traveling companion, Belinda the Good Witch. It seems she disappeared as the two pagan goddesses were traversing the famous Ha'Penny Bridge in City Centre.
"We had just spent a glorious afternoon in Temple Bar, and were off to explore the North side of Dublin, when a brief rainstorm hit. We made a run for it to the cover of Winding Stair Bookshop, but when I turned around, Wicked was no where to be seen. It isn't like her to run off," explained the traumatized Belinda.
Around 5pm, Wicked's hat was spotted floating on the Liffey down near the Guinness factory. However, due to the high winds, Garda do not suggest foul play and are certain she is simply off enjoying a fine pint waiting for the weather to improve.
"We had just spent a glorious afternoon in Temple Bar, and were off to explore the North side of Dublin, when a brief rainstorm hit. We made a run for it to the cover of Winding Stair Bookshop, but when I turned around, Wicked was no where to be seen. It isn't like her to run off," explained the traumatized Belinda.
Around 5pm, Wicked's hat was spotted floating on the Liffey down near the Guinness factory. However, due to the high winds, Garda do not suggest foul play and are certain she is simply off enjoying a fine pint waiting for the weather to improve.
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